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Nope.

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Chelsea Clinton though??!!!! Jena Ma(vomit)lone?! Dang.

Let’s try this again…

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Um. That’s a lot of thick lipped white people.

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Multiple baby

I decided to compare pictures of the boys when they were both a month old. Z is on the left, Mad on the right. Or is Mad on the left and Z on the right? Hmmmmmm? *shifty eyes*

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Z and Mad

Here’s one of the two of them sleeping:

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Sleeping babes

That? Is the sound of my heart melting.

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Goodbye 2008

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Some Christmas shots.

Okay, two things:

1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall is a horrible movie. HORRIBLE. Who are these people that think it’s “outrageously funny”??? Because that’s what all the reviews said. Are they on crack? They must be on crack. The funniest thing about the movie was Jason Segel’s penis and even that was only sort of funny because…it was right there. Ya know, out in the open. Everything just seemed so forced. The jokes, the conversation, the connection between Mila Kunis and Segel…and the Dracula puppet opera? NO. NOT COOL. Not even Bill Hader could save it for me. Segel is so much better as the sidekick, the greasy creepy friend who says things like, “You know who I wanna bang? Felicity Huffman. After Transamerica I just can’t get her out of my mind.”

I can’t take him seriously romancing a girl, I just can’t. I keep picturing him singing “Lady” to Lindsay and thinking, “You’re so fucking corny!” Maybe he should just be the magical caucasian who has no other duty in life but to prop up his friends and bail them out when necessary. Harsh?

2. Runaways is the shit. Why did it take me so long to read it? Andy has been pressuring me for a while to crack it open. I should’ve known I’d love it since it’s written by Brian K Vaughan (who also wrote Y:The Last Man). It’s the story of these kids who find out a terrible truth about their parents (they’re a part of an evil organization called The Pride…DUNDUNDUN) and then they…run away. No but seriously, action/romance/hilarity ensues. Some kids find out they have powers, others get really cool toys to play with. I’m such a girl but Gert and Chase really make me all warm and fuzzy inside. The sucky thing is, Vaughan is just like Whedon in that he kills off the brightest and the best (even though it’s hard to say that because all of the characters rock) so that your heartstrings get ripped the fuck out. It’s the best.

Since I have been holed up in this house for so long (not anymore…the snow has melted! YES!), I’ve been reading a lot of graphic novels/comics: Watchmen, The House of M, Son of M, and am now reading Madrox. I’m sure Andy is pleased. 🙂

This post had nothing to do with 2008. Ah well.

Oh! uh…I was 31 weeks yesterday. It’s getting closer…

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Hamsters is nice

Chiroptera booties

Oh Anthropologie. Why must you tempt me so? Too bad they’re three hundred bucks and some change.

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And here are some shoes of the cheaper but still insanely cute variety: Frill and Mad by Jeffrey Campbell. Soon. SOON.

It’s colder than it looks outside. Although it snowed this weekend, the sun is shining and I keep thinking that it won’t be so bad when I open the door but then a cold breeze of death hits my face and I feel like shouting, “FRICK!” really loudly. So. Staying inside at all times sounds about right. Except for the whole work thing.

This weekend I was curled up on the couch a good 99.9% of the time. When I wasn’t watching Z (i.e. letting him crawl all over me) I was watching episodes of Firefly. The fact that there’s only 14 episodes still burns me up inside. Soooo good. Current favorites: Jaynestown, Out of Gas, Objects in Space, and Shindig. Although Wash is  “space Xander” he’s 10 times more hilarious. His reaction in Jaynestown when the mudders start singing “The Hero of Cantan”? “Wacky fun…”??? Kills. me. I still want to throttle Joss Whedon every time I watch the show or the movie, the jerk. God, it would be a dream of mine to be able to go to a Firefly/Serenity convention. *looks at Andy*

Here are some shots of me with child:

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26 wks

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29 weeks tomorrow! Not even to the 30 week mark and I’m already insanely uncomfortable!

A week left of work and then a week and a half of glorious vacation! Unfortunately Andy will still be working so I won’t get to enjoy it that much. Next year I hope to spend that time in California with our families instead.

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My kid is cuter than your kid

The evidence:

Andy caught him mid-stride. He likes to drag around his alligator xylophone. He looks so determined!

He poses for the camera now. His preciousness KILLS me.

*merf!*

And here is me, 18 weeks preggers.

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Mayor McCheese

Since it was sunny out yesterday, Andy and I decided to pack up Z and head on over to Tillamook for some free cheese samples and…not much else.

Tillamook has a frightening amount of churches for a small town.

Follow the smell of cow shit and you’re there.

You say heifer, I say heifa. I left my pump at home though.

I’M ASSUMING THIS IS A “TOY” FOR A YOUNG GIRL. WHY IT’S IN THE TILLAMOOK CHEESE FACTORY GIFT SHOP IS BEYOND ME. WHY A GIRL WOULD THINK A FAKE DOG IN A FAKE PURSE IS COOL IS BEYOND ME. WHY A PARENT WOULD BUY THIS FOR THEIR DAUGHTER IS BEYOND ME. PARIS/LINDSAY/MARY-ASHLEY: YOU’RE GOING DOWN. ALL CAPS = ANGER.

And last but not least: Andy’s self portrait. It could’ve been taken anywhere, really.

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To(the)Morrows: I'll love ya, tomorrow!

My family (sister, bil and nephew) left yesterday after a lovely weekend romp in Portland/Vancouver. ‘Twas a sad moment. But we took about…2,000 pictures?… so the memory of last weekend will live on. And we’ll probably see them in the near future. So there’s that. But for now, I miss them.

Z was IN LOVE with Ezra, who was in turn afraid of Z.

Her love fills me with rage.

And then came the modeling…

Shipoopi.

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