Mayor McCheese

Since it was sunny out yesterday, Andy and I decided to pack up Z and head on over to Tillamook for some free cheese samples and…not much else.

Tillamook has a frightening amount of churches for a small town.

Follow the smell of cow shit and you’re there.

You say heifer, I say heifa. I left my pump at home though.

I’M ASSUMING THIS IS A “TOY” FOR A YOUNG GIRL. WHY IT’S IN THE TILLAMOOK CHEESE FACTORY GIFT SHOP IS BEYOND ME. WHY A GIRL WOULD THINK A FAKE DOG IN A FAKE PURSE IS COOL IS BEYOND ME. WHY A PARENT WOULD BUY THIS FOR THEIR DAUGHTER IS BEYOND ME. PARIS/LINDSAY/MARY-ASHLEY: YOU’RE GOING DOWN. ALL CAPS = ANGER.

And last but not least: Andy’s self portrait. It could’ve been taken anywhere, really.

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6 Comments

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6 responses to “Mayor McCheese

  1. Pingback: It was sunny yesterday! « …the importance of being, Andy.

  2. Stevens

    Does this mean that you won’t be bringing me my very own fake dog in a toy purse when you come to visit?

  3. Jen

    Not unless you ask real nice like.

  4. My step-niece (ya like that?) got a “real” small-dog purse for her stuffed animal dog. She’s thirteen or something though so it seems like a waste of money because I don’t really remember carrying stuffed animals around junior high…

  5. Jen

    wow. (said like Oprah)
    WOW.

  6. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Opraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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