Monthly Archives: February 2006

Thank you, old white lady!

Andy and I were at the bank depositing some checks at the ATM and I was putting in my/our pin number when this older white woman says: “Uh…excuse me Miss…excuse me…is he bothering you?”

I was caught off guard thinking that maybe she was talking about some other guy lurking behind me that I was unaware of, but no…she was talking about Andy. I kind of laughed and said, “No, he’s with me.”

She sighed in relief and said “Okay, good. Because he’s standing a little too close to you. I didn’t want him to get your pin.”

Suck it up Andy. Suck it alllllllllll up.
Good stuff.

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Kevin Smith

Tonight was Kevin Smith night in TV land. First he was hosting Dinner for Five (with Mark Hamill, Jason Lee, Stan Lee, and J.J. Abrams…definitely a geek’s wet dream…I feel that Andy has transformed me into one(a geek that is, not a geek’s wet dream, but sure I’ll take that too)and I think…I like it) and then I turn on Degrassi and it’s the Jay and Silent Bob two parter. My lucky night. He sometimes annoys the hell out of me with his long ass soliloquies about ballsacks but he’s hilarious. Man, it was weird watching him play his unmarried self and mack on some chick. How do you play yourself minus the wife and kid? Weird. It must be nice to live in TV land.

It’s 1 a.m. and I. AM. BORED. I wish it wasn’t 7 a.m. out in Buttfuck, Wales so I could talk via webcam with my lovely nephews and sisters. But when the dog bites, when the bees sting, when I’m feeling sad…I simply remember my favorite things and then I don’t feel soooooooo bad. Good stuff.

Dude…Bethany…did you know that J.J. Abrams wrote Regarding Henry? I just found that out tonight. That’s flippin’ awesome. I knew I liked that guy outside of Felicity (Alias: eh. And I don’t watch Lost). I really need to check imdb right now and find out what else I’m forgetting. Imdb? You’re my only friend.

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Llamas for Sale

Who wants a llama? Anyone?

Andy and I went and saw Something New yesterday. Dear Something New…shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate! Rough winds do shake the darling buds of may… hee. I’ll write about it in detail later. Oh and that reminds me- Andy and I had a lot of laughs watching the preview for Failure to Launch. Sarah Jessica Parker is not hot people. Sex and the City was good fun, I’ll admit, but in the words of Peter Griffin: “Her face looks like a foot”. Having her walk across the room with her boobs jigging is not sexy. It’s creepy. She’s meant to be quirky/funny/kooky. kthanks.

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